You are not one of the guys...
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Czech me out eating this cock
Young meat is cougar feast
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She calls it dedication
She's in hypersexual drive
Such a gentleman, aren't we?
She takes heavy duty usage
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
A date with a damn fine ass
It's time to swipe the v card, bro