You are not one of the guys...
Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
She takes heavy duty usage
Czech me out eating this cock
Pretty, but extremely dirty
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
She calls it dedication
Young meat is cougar feast
A date with a damn fine ass
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
She's in hypersexual drive
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
Such a gentleman, aren't we?